NoRiders Stops Crotch Bunching Syndrome. Period
Sometimes there comes along a product so awesome revolutionary that it really needs no introduction. I present to you NoRiders® from ProductMasters, Inc. NoRiders are fabric strips you iron-on attach to the inside of your shorts to prevent them from riding up into your crotch and having people point and laugh at you. Their introduction video explains it all.
How NoRiders Can Help You:
1) Identify if you have Crotch Bunching Syndrome (CBS). If you and your shorts look anything like the picture than you definitely have CBS and should seek help.
2) Go to NoRiders.com and purchase a set of either Iron-on patches or Inseam stays. You are now one step closer to curing CBS.
3) Go home and attach NoRiders to every pair of shorts you own. Don’t worry. It’s easy.
4) Now you can go out in public again. You are cured of cured of Crotch Bunching Syndrome
Observations About Crotch Bunching Syndrome:
- Seems only to affect the older more portly population
- Men and women are equally affected (though women slightly more)
- White people are more susceptible
FuncFash-ness: 5/10 + 10/10 (Awesome-ness)
- Functional: 3/5 (while CBS is serious, not sure if it’s a widespread problem)
- Fashionable: 2/5 (you probably won’t go around showing off your NoRiders)
- Awesome-ness: 10/10 (it’s like the Snuggie but better)
Loading ...Where to Buy:
- NoRiders.com: Thin Cotton Iron-on Patches (for light fabric) $3.99 – $19.99, Twill Cotton Iron-on Patches (for heavy fabric) $3.59 – $20.99. Inseam Stays (various styles) $2.59 – $24.99.
Features:
Rather than talk about the features, I’ll just share some quotes from what ProductMasters says about NoRiders.
- “Stop the annoyance and embarrassment of shorts that ride up your inner thighs”
- “NoRiders enhance the appearance of shorts and make them a pleasure to wear.”
- “…START the enjoyment of wearing shorts again. Put shorts back in their place!”
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