Wrist Band 2GB or 8GB USB Storage
Live Strong, Save the Memories, but Don’t Regret
It happens to the best of us, but not no matter how hard we try regret is always knocking at our door. Sometimes we let it in, sometimes it barges in without a search warrant.
- On a rainy day… I should have checked the weather!
- On a sunny hot day… I should have worn shorts!
- The morning of a hangover… I should have drank less!
- Staring at your plump fat body in the mirror… I should have exercised more!
- Finding out you now have Herpes… I should have worn a condom!
Looking at the past it’s easy to see where we messed up and what we should have done, but by then it’s too late. Sometimes you just have to live with herpes. Other times we learn from these experiences and consciously avoid such occurrences from happening again. But there are some experiences too painful and too costly to have to go through. The one regret we never want to hear is…
I should have brought my USB drive!
Yes we said it. How often have you been scrambling around for a USB drive while out and about only never to find one? Sure you have one in your computer bag or next to your desktop, but when you leave the sanctuary of your home or office there are times when a USB drive could have enhanced your life.
Think back…
- Your buddy, John, “Dude, I just found a video on Cindy’s computer of her and Sharon having lesbian sex! Hurry let’s download it before they come back… give me a USB drive.”
- In Dr. Jones office hours with your friend Frank while the professor went to the bathroom, “Dude, I just found a copy of the economics exam! Give me a USB drive…”
- At the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, “Free night with one of our girls to the first guy who shows us a USB drive…”
The examples are endless and the pain never ending. If only there was a USB drive that you could carry around and instead of people looking at you like a tool or ultra nerd people would look up to you and respect your courage and charity…a USB drive that could Live Strong…if only…
FuncFash-ness: 7/10
- Functional: 4/5 (store photos, songs, sex videos on your wrist)
- Fashionable: 3/5 (little bump where the memory is stored sticks out and not so pretty)
Loading ...Where to Buy
- Gizmine: 2gb $19.99, 8 gb $49.99 (last updated: July 15, 2009)
Features:
- small, light, shockproof, and moisture proof (would not recommend going swimming with it)
- comes in 2gb or 8gb models
- comes in 5 different colors black, blue, green, orange, and Armstrong yellow
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