Be Hardcore with Tattoo Sleeves and Shirts

Posted On: August 28, 2009
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You don’t need to go to prison or join a gang to appear to be a “hardcore” gangsta’. It helps if you go to to jail are you are part of the Yakuza, but image is everything. As long as you look the part then people sill start to RESPECT you. Tattoos are one way you can accomplish your hardcore image.

However, the only problem with tattoo’s is that they are kind of permanent so picking a good one is important. Unfortunately you can’t “test drive” tattoos before you buy, but thanks to Bewild.com come now you can with Tattoo Shirts and Sleeves.


By just printing tattoo designs on their shirts and sleeves it makes you appear more hardcore than you probably are. No needles, no blood, scabbing, etc, but lots of people cowering in fear of your bad-ass-ness. Best part is that they are pretty cheap at starting around 10 bucks. With the money you now saved from not getting a real tattoo (tattoo’s like these easily go over $100 ) you could buy at least 10 sets of these sleeve tattoos and test out which one gets the desired reaction out of people who look at you.

Benefits of Tattoo Sleeves and Tattoo Shirts:

  • People will dare not cut in front of you
  • Girls will pay more attention to you (they like bad boys)
  • Immediate street cred from real gangsta’s
  • People will use the phrase “Look, I don’t want any trouble…” more frequently when speaking with you

Here are some of our favorite tattoo sleeves. Disclaimer: These tattoos unfortunately don’t come with muscles and hardcore attitude to back them up, use at your own risk.

Gangsta Tattoo Sleeve

The scary skull is a nice touch

The scary skull is a nice touch

Yakuza Japanese Sleeve Tattoo

Hmm, he's white...last time I checked the Yakuza was a Japanese gang...

Hmm, he's white...last time I checked the Yakuza was a Japanese gang...

Men’s Geisha Dragon Full Body Tattoo Shirt

This guy doesn't look like he was in Memoirs of a Geisha

This guy doesn't look like he was in Memoirs of a Geisha

Women’s Tiger Full Body Tattoo Shirt

Even girls can get in on the Tattoo shirt action

Even girls can get in on the Tattoo shirt action

FuncFash-ness: 6.5 /10

  • Functional: 3.5/5 (get the feeling of a tattoo without the pain and suffering)
  • Fashionable:  3/5 (looks real from the photos, but who knows up close)

Where to Buy:

  • Bewild.com: Assorted tattoo shirts and sleeves for men and women $10 and up

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