Earn Respect with Steel Lined SAP Gloves
SAP gloves are not normal gloves. They are gloves with 8 oz of steel shot sewn into the knuckle area of the glove. On the outside they look like normal OJ Simpson gloves, but on the inside they make you into the Perfect Weapon (that is if you can throw punches effectively).
My description doesn’t really do these SAP gloves justice. I think tbotech.com’s description page for their SAP Gloves sums up why you need or would want a pair of these gloves:
Annihilate Your Opponent with these Steel Filled Gloves!
You’ll completely floor the poor soul and they won’t know what hit ‘em.
Earn the respect you’re after and the reputation as a power puncher.
So next time anyone makes fun of your weak girly-man punches don’t spend all that time training to get a black belt. Instead do yourself a favor and purchase a pair of Steel Filled gloves and show people how you can crush concrete bricks with your knuckles of fury (see demonstration below).
People will be in awe of your strength. You will now have solidified your reputation is a “power puncher!”
FuncFash-ness: 6/10
- Functional: 3/5 (keep your hands warm and protect yourself at the same time)
- Fashionable: 3/5 (can gloves really be that sexy?)
Where to Buy:
- TBO-Tech: SAP Gloves $29.95 (last updated 8-17-09)
Features:
- 8 oz of steel shot in each glove
- Makes you into a “Power Puncher”
- Not available in violent states like MA, CA, or NY (no power punching for you guys)
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