FuncFash Recap (Week of 8-17-09)
This past week we saw stuff from Vodka Fridges to to Tankinis that make your breast bigger. All real stuff…
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Vodka Fridge, Coolest Fridge to Bring to Campus
Technically it is a freezer, so you really could put anything in it…but it was designed to do one thing and one thing only…Keep your vodka at optimum serving temperature.
Become a Power Puncher with Steel Lined Gloves
Do people make fun of you for your weak sissy like punches? Well no more of that thanks to these steel lined gloves which will allow you to punch through concrete.
Find Buried Treasure with Metal Detecting Sandals
Have too many friends and need a way to lose some? Well time to invest in some fugly sandals. Though not just ugly for ugly’s sake these sandals pack a metal detector so you can be rich and lonely.
Hapari Tankini Makes Breasts Bigger
A tankini I learned this week is a tank top / bikini hybrid swim wear. However, the Hapari Tankini is so much more. It sports a secret slot to which you can insert silicone implants to make your bosoms appear larger.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: FuncFash Acquires Facebook
If you haven’t heard the big news the virtually unknown product blog, FuncFash, has purchased the very popular social network Facebook for 2 gummy bears and a dirty sock. Absolutely true.
The Malacca Umbrella Flask for Serious Drinkers
If you like drinking when it rains and you have a lot of money than you should look into investing into a $750 Malacca Umbrella Flask. It’s a truly “high class” invention.
The Centrios Floating iPod Speakers
For people who really want to listen to tunes in the pool, bath, or hot tub than than the Centrios floating speaker system is a good fit for you. However, do we really need speakers in the water with us?
Wildcharge Wire-Free Electrical Charging
The Wildcharge wireless charging system allows you to place your mobile device or other electronic gadgets by simply placing it on their charging pad. It’s not perfect, but it’s not bad either…however we know it’s all voodoo.
Sportsta Mask will Scare the Crap Out of Kids
The Sportsta Mask is a cover you wear over you mouth and nose to filter against allergens. It also does offer some degree of protection from physical hurt. It is also very scary looking.
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