How to Use the Dissolving Get Naked Bikini
A German company is now selling a bikini that completely partly dissolves in water in under 3 minutes appropriately named the “Get Naked Bikini.” While this may seem counter-productive and not really worthy of a FuncFash post since the purpose of a bikini is to cover up a woman’s more intimate parts, the water soluble bikini has a more psychological warfare function to it–namely, revenge and practical jokes.
Potential Scenario and Setup:
Things you will need: attractive women, house with a pool/hot tub, several Get Naked Bikinis, and alcohol (recommended)
Step by step guide:
- Invite a bunch of hot girls to your house for a party. NOTE: Do not tell them it’s a pool/hot tub party.
- If possible serve ridiculous amounts of alcohol. Guests are socially more comfortable after a few drinks.
- After guests are “comfortable” suggest taking a dip in the pool (hot tub is better). Something like “Hey, I gotta idea, let’s hop in the pool/hot tub!”
- Be prepared, you will most likely face rejection. Guests might say, “A dip in the hot tub would be great, but I didn’t bring a swim suit!”
- Respond “That’s a shame…wait a minute! My roommate sells bikinis and has a bunch of bikinis he always gives away. You guys could wear one of those.” REMINDER: Be charming in your response.
- Distribute get naked bikinis to your guests.
- Jump in the pool or hot tub.
- Wait 3 minutes.
- Enjoy the show. If this doesn’t get your blood pumping, try eating some ice cream.
- Lose your attractive women friends.
- Go make new attractive women friends. (You can try becoming a douche bag.)
- Repeat step 1.
Even though this German company is among the first to sell this type of dissolving bikini this kind of swimwear has existed for some time. We found this Japanese video clip from their version of Candid Camera where they pranked a woman into doing a hot springs commercial wearing a dissolving bikini. The girls are persuaded into having a water splashing fight which leads to disaster (skip to 1:18 to see the fight and reaction).
For 9.99 euros (or $14.34) you could buy your own Get Naked Bikini direct from their German store aptly named RevengeShop. Fortunately or unfortunately, they don’t ship to the United States anymore. Maybe the US has some anti-dissolving bikini laws. I guess you’ll just have to stick to using these items you perv! I’m kidding. But seriously, if you want to see some cool deals, check this out.
And ladies who think that this product is too sexist have no fear, you guys can get revenge with Get Naked Pants. Though from the advertising I don’t know who would want to see this guy without pants…
***VIDEO UPDATE: SEE THE DISSOLVING BIKINI in ACTION (NSFW)***
A Belgium website (Clint.be) has a demonstration of the actual Get Naked Bikini being used in the field. Since you might not be able to read Dutch we’ve embedded the video here. For people who are squeamish at the sight of breasts we don’t recommend you watch or even think about pressing play. You’ve been warned.
Overall, I feel a little bamboozled by the dissolving bikini…when I read that the bikini dissolves completely in 3 minutes I was thinking that the whole thing would disappear. However, from the video it’s clear only the seams that hold the bikini together break apart. The reality is if someone really did wear this and it “dissolved” they could still cover themselves up with the remaining bikini.
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