Malacca Umbrella Flask for High Net Worth Drinkers
Swaine Adeney Brigg’s Malacca Umbrella is a high class umbrella that has a screw-in glass flask integrated into the handle of the umbrella, perfect for those depressing rainy days where the only way to lift your spirits is with a spirit. Why do I say it’s a “high class” umbrella? Only because this umbrella is over $745 (£450.00).
What do you get for $745?
- Handcrafted 2 piece umbrella with a tulip wood shaft
- Handle is made out of Malacca wood (which is apparently really expensive wood from Malacca, the 3rd smallest state in Malaysia)
- A screw-in glass flask
What does it do?
- Protects you from getting wet
- Allows you to smuggle in alcohol, or if you really wanted cocaine
Ok, so $745 may seem expensive, but just how more expensive is the Malacca Umbrella compared to other stuff? Well compared to our other concealed flasks which we covered this by far is the most expensive flask (if you bought the 6 flasks that we profiled it would only cost $152).
Since this flask/umbrella is in a league of its own let’s look at it another way. If umbrellas were like cars than the Malacca Umbrella would be like the Ferrari of umbrellas. Just to put things into perspective let’s do a simple comparison:
Honda Civic $15,000 vs Ferrari $150,000 (Ferrari 10x expensive)
Butterfly Umbrella $12 vs Malacca Flask Umbrella $745 (Malacca 62x expensive)
If you are an alcoholic Richie Rich or Bill Gates than the Brigg’s Malacca Flask Umbrella is just what you need.
FuncFash-ness: 6/10
- Functional: 3/5 (the added flask is pretty cool since most umbrellas are sans flask)
- Fashionable: 3/5 (it looks like any other nice gentleman-style umbrella)
Where to Buy:
- Swaine Adeney Brigg: Malacca Flask Umbrella (25′) £450.00
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