Renova Black Toilet Paper Needs Love
I’m afraid to admit it, but I have to. I’m toilet paper racist. In my 25 years of life I have exclusively used white toilet paper. It’s not that I think black toilet paper is less inferior than white toilet paper. It’s because I didn’t even know you could buy black toilet paper. However, thanks to Renova we can now pamper our asses with the finest black 100% virgin pulp toilet paper.
In terms of FuncFash-ness black toilet paper definitely scores high up on the fashionable scale. I mean how many times have you used black toilet paper? Black toilet paper has many social benefits over normal white toilet paper.
- More success with the ladies. After a girl uses black toilet paper at her date’s house she’ll definitely remember the experience. It says this man is sophisticated, unique, and mysterious. Plus I heard once girls go black they never want to go back…to white toilet paper.
- More success with men. Black toilet paper doesn’t just benefit men, women who stock their bathroom with it will immediately gain coolness points with any man. It says to the man that this woman is different (in a good way) than all the other girls he’s dated. Men like surprises. Just be careful. If a woman has pink toilet paper this could be a red flag for a man.
Unfortunately black toilet paper costs more than normal plain jane toilet paper (on Amazon 6 rolls for black t.p. is $14 vs. Charmin 6 pack for $6). It might not be the best financial choice to stock your whole bathroom with the stuff. However, just buy a few rolls and put it in place when you have guests. This way you get all the social benefits without going broke.
FuncFash-ness: 8/10
- Functional: 3/5 (It’s just toilet paper, no added features, just same old wiping action)
- Fashionable: 5/5 (black toilet paper is pretty unique…and oozes with cool)
Where to Buy:
- Amazon: Renova 6 pack Black $14 (last updated 8-3-09)
Features:
- Multiple colors, however, black is the one you should get
- Very soft and asorbant (this is a good thing)
- 3 ply sheets
- 140 sheets per roll
- 100% virgin pulp
- Fragrance infused
- Biodegradable, non-toxic, and soothing
- Won’t bleed it’s colors on your bum
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