Wearable Towel is Damn Cool Dammit!
The Wearable Towel is a towel that has arm holes in it so you can wear it either as a toga or like a tunic. This is one of those products where there are really 2 responses:
- you see it and are like “woah, that is so awesome”
- you see it and are like “that’s the worst idea ever”
I’m in the “this is awesome” camp. I haven’t felt like this after watching an infomercial since the Snuggie (another genius product, but I’ll save that for another time). I got rid of my Beer Pouch last week.. it’s true..it was getting warm!!
This is the perfect thing to wear to the beach or pool. I normally wait until I’m dry before I put on my shirt again after swimming. However, now with the Wearable Towel I can be fashionably dressed and at the same time dry myself. The other benefit is if I’m heading to a toga party after the beach, I don’t even need to change! (I think I’ve been to a total of ZERO toga parties). Ok, maybe I’ll change into this if we’re going drinking.
Someone didn't tell Britney about the Wearable Towel
To show you that I’m not alone in recognizing the coolness of the wearable towel I’ve conducted a comprehensive market study. I searched Twitter. Here are some of the raving good things twitterers, tweeters or whatever I should call them have said:
- iilusionofchaos – Woo, the wearable towel I bought my sis is here! It is incredibly dorky, but very comfy. Will be good for her new beach living.
- antisocialite84 - ok ur gonna hate me but I want a wearable towel. lol! Just kidding, but… seriously
- crazydaisytmg @ariannap OMG! What have we been doing all these yrs struggling w/plain towels? Must order 50 NOW!
Wearable towel – should be the Snowel
There you have it. Definitive proof that the Wearable Towel is a great and much loved product. Sure there are only 3 people out of the 6 million registered Twitter users that realize the awesome-ness which is the wearable towel. To which I can only say that @iilusionofchaos, @antisocialite84, and @crazydaisytmg are probably the smartest Twitter users and the remaining 5,999,997. are just slow and will soon catch on. Just think about it.. chillin on the beach with your laptop, twittering.. sipping beer from your awesome cooler.
So to all you Wearable Towel haters just you wait…iilusionofchaos, antisociliate84, crazydaisytmg, and I will be laughing when you come to the Toga Party wearing your silly normal towel or sheet. Just wait…
Where to Buy:
- WearableTowel.com: Wearable Towel $19.95 (but buy now and get a free backpack!)
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