Please Don’t Beat Me with Your Sap Cap

Posted On: September 30, 2009
Posted In: hat, self defense

Sap Hat Extreme Disguised weaponry is always a favorite on FuncFash. We have looked at stab worthy pens, watermelon chopping umbrellas, steel lined gloves, and now a weaponized baseball cap. It’s called the Sap Cap (or hat for the more formal people).

The Sap Cap is an ordinary baseball hat with a dark secret (not so much unlike Bruce Wayne). The secret is on the top portion of the cap there’s a hidden pocket which inside holds an impact material which has the same density as copper (which is very dense btw). So when you are about to be assaulted, molested, or raped you simply take your hat off your head and proceed to beat your assailant with the top of the hat.

If you can’t quite picture what this might look like this video will give you a better idea of how to use the Sap Cap.

You’ll like how the above video is shot in gritty dark style. I’m sure this was done on purpose to represent the dark gritty secret that the Sap Cap holds. If you watched the video you’ll notice that the punching bag probably regretted messing with this lean mean whacking machine.

For a brighter more instructive Sap Cap overview this video will be perhaps more enlightening.

The guy in the video gives a good analogy of using the Sap Cap is no different to use than swatting flies with your normal baseball cap. However, the Sap Cap can break bones while your normal baseball hat will just annoy your would-be attackers.

The Sap Cap is perfect for someone who gets into a lot of fights and during the fights is always thinking “Man, I wish I had a weapon and I wish it wasn’t so bright outside!” You don’t need to be blind and weaponless anymore.

FuncFash-ness: 7/10

Functional: 4/5 (block the sun and knock out annoying people)
Fashionable: 3/5 (not the most stylish hat, but still passes as normal)

Where to buy:

Budk: Sap Hat Extreme $19.99

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