Tactical Pens: Write Nice and Stab Enemies
Among our favorite products to write about here at FuncFash are ordinary everyday items which have a deep dark violent secret. We’ve profiled unbreakable umbrellas and steel lined gloves and today we are going to look at tactical pens. Pens designed to write well, operate as a stylus for a PDA, or mortally wound someone.
Just how dangerous can a tactical pen be? A video demonstration is in order.
The pen goes through the wood board quite easily. Imagine if that was your would-be attacker’s head. One strike from the Tactical Pen and their head would explode (or maybe not).
There are a bunch of different companies making these pens, but the feature set seem pretty much the same. Each of these tactical pens can:
- Be used as a normal writing utensil
- Be used as a stylus for a PDA or smartphone
- Either stab people with the blunt side or the pointed side (depending on how much you hate whomever you are attacking)
- Be carried onto a plane (whereas other weapons cannot go)
It’s probably not as dangerous as a knife would be, but I know I wouldn’t want to be struck by one. If you carry one of these in your pocket I don’t think it would be classified as a concealed weapon. I mean since when was a pen a certified weapon? Though more interestingly if it was considered a weapon then if you have tactical pen in your shirt pocket where everyone can see it’s not really concealed now is it?
Tactical pens are perfect for the secret violent people or the people fearing for their lives. Here are few you can check out.
Surefire Tactical Pen 2 ($90)

Mil-Tac TDP-1 Tacticl Pen ($89)
Swissbianco Tactical Pen ($175)

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