Well to name a few of the pants features (who knew pants had features):

• Your choice of cotton trousers or denim jeans
• Pants are treated with anti bacterial coating to prevent odor (now you don’t need to wash them!)
• Many pockets with additional security flaps built into the back pockets
• Inside your butt is lined with a suede chamois seat reinforcement to give extra butt comfort and pants durability
• A built in U-Lock strap in the back left pocket (though be careful when sitting down)
• Right leg pant comes with built in 2 strap cinch which allows you to strap your pants from getting caught in the bike chain

That’s right these pants are odor free, comfy on the ass, has a built in U-Lock holder, and has an  integrated strap to protect your pant leg from being tore up.  It definitely gives whole meaning to the name “Smarty Pants.”

Not only do I have secured pockets, but my butt is well supported

One second, I need to transform my pants into riding mode. TRANSFORM!!

FuncFash-ness: 8/10

• Functional: 4/5 (any pants that protect from sell are good in my book…plus how many pants can hold a U-Lock?)
• Fashionable: 4/5 (Who needs Apple Bottom Jeans or True Religion when you have these sexy pants?)

Where to Buy:

• Osloh:  Osloh Pants 3 lines, Spoke, Pedal, and Coast $99 and up
• Chari and Co. NYC:  Osloh Pants “The Spoke” $129

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After being kicked out of his house for cheating on his wife Sharon, John has been chilling at his friend, Mike’s apartment.  It’s Saturday night, the weather is perfect, and the mood is just right…

“Shoot, Mike!  What time is it?”

“It’s 11:00 man.”

“Crap!  Guest list closes at 11:30.”

“Dude, we’ll never make it downtown in time…especially with traffic right now.  I told you not to smoke so much.”

“Shut up!  We got to find a way to the club, its Lady Gaga night.  Chicks dig Lady Gaga so the place will be swarming with all kinds of hotties.”

“Why do you care so much about hotties?  Aren’t you trying to patch things up with Sharon?” Mike asked.

“Yeah, Sharon’s important, but that can wait.  I got it!  Grab your helmet.  We’ll bike it down there.”

“What?  Are you insane?  I don’t want to be all sweaty when I get to the club.  We’ll just go next week.”

“No!  I told you it’s Lady Gaga night, we have to go.”

20 minutes later John and Mike arrive at the club.  As they are about to be let into the club the bouncer stops them.

“Excuse me sir,” the bouncer points to Mike, “you can’t wear that helmet into the club.”

“Oh, my bad, I forgot to take it off.”  Mike takes off the helmet, “there we go, all good right?”

“Uh, I don’t think so.  What’s up with your hair?  And what’s with that shirt?  That looks like something a douche bag would wear.  I can’t let you in.  Sorry.” The bouncer then points to John signaling that he can enter the club.

“Thanks!”  As John walks by he gently taps on his Yakkay helmet hat and winks at Mike, “See ya in a few hours!  Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-poker face!”

FuncFash-ness: 8/10

• Functional: 4/5 (protects you from becoming a vegetable, can use it as a weapon in a club)
• Fashionable: 4/5 (receive compliments for your sense of style)

Where to Buy:

This is a Danish product that is primarily sold in Europe, but there are distributors that sell this product if you live in the USA and are looking for a Yakkay helmet and cover.  At this time there are not any USA Yakkay helmet distributors, but don’t fret, here’s one store that delivers world wide:

• 50cycles: approx. Yakkay Helmet and Cover approx. $145 (£90 / €105)

Other Sweet Ass Fixie or Non Fixed Gear Riding Helmets:

• For the MEN
• For lady riders
• For the up and coming riders

Features:

• Each Yakkay helmet is composed of a helmet and cover (which gives it its style)
• The helmet comes in both medium (55 – 57 cm  or 21½ – 22½ in circumference) and large (57 – 59 cm or 22½ – 23¼ in circumference) sizes
• Helmet comes with large ventilation holes that keeps your head cool as you bike
• Covers come in a variety of styles and fabrics so you can customize your super stylish look (Yakkay calls them Luzern, Cambridge, Paris and Tokyo)

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