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T-Shirts that Do Stuff Besides Cover Your Nakedness

Armanstein — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:10:41 +0000

The traditional t-shirt has been around since the beginning of a man. Besides covering your body they don’t really serve any other functional purpose (unless you count offending people with inappropriate stuff printed on the shirt). That’s why we’ve scoured the land of the Internet in search of shirts that do more than keep the UV rays off of you.

T-Qualizer Shirt $39.99

The T-Qualizer shirt is a shirt with a built in sound equalizer. Depending on the type of sound environment you are the built in equalizer will animate thus giving you an idea of the sound levels around you. Does it get much more useful than that? Be a hit at the dance clubs.

Wifi Detector Shirt $19.99

Wifi Detector shirt will detect a wireless wifi signal (both 802.11b or 802.11g) and when it does the decal on front will light up giving you an indication of the signal strength. Nowadays with wifi so ubiquitous (I love SAT words!) you are bound to be lighting up wherever you go.

Electric Drum Kit Shirt $29.99

Thinking about starting a band and need a drum set? Don’t have enough money to afford a drum set? Then the Electric Drum Kit Shirt is what your band needs. You have a whole drum kit arsenal at your disposal from the convenience of your chest. Jam and practice anywhere you go. Your fans (the people in public) will adore you. This video highlights what you’ll be able to do.

Personal Sound Track Shirt $29.99

Have you guys ever watched the Family Guy episode where Peter wishes he had a personal theme music? Here’s the clip:

Thanks to the Personal Sound Track Shirt now everyone can have their own theme music wherever they go. It’s remote controlled so you can click on a corresponding button to fire off a specific sound effect or song. You also can download mp3’s to it so the sky’s the limit as to how you choose to use your Sound Track Shirt.

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FFPI #1: Sweatshirt that Folds to Napkin Size

Armanstein — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:06:57 +0000

I might be the only one that has this problem, but it bothered me enough to come up with a solution. Here’s how it started.

As I was about to the head to the movie theater my girlfriend reminded me to bring a sweatshirt or long sleeve shirt since they keep the theaters at freezer-like temperatures. While I knew it was a good idea to bring something extra to wear it was 90 degrees outside and I didn’t want to walk around holding a sweatshirt or long sleeve shirt. I said “screw it” and ended up not bringing anything with me. It was great walking around the outdoor mall without the extra baggage of carrying a sweatshirt, but I paid for it by freezing my ass off in the theater.

You would think I’d learn my lesson by now, but in the end I find it too inconvenient carrying extra clothes. While I could throw a shirt in a backpack and carry that around, who wants to carry a backpack everywhere they go (I’m not in school anymore). So what are my options?

Wear a fanny pack – fanny pack is too small to hold anything that could potentially keep me warm
Wear a long sleeve shirt and just roll up the sleeves – this could work, but bunched up sleeves do get annoying
Wear a shirt with detachable sleeves – do they make shirts like that? if not that might be another good product idea
Carry a shirt that folds down to the size of a napkin

Here’s what I envision, similar to the hidden backpack, the shirt folds down to a small rectangular shape that’s no thicker than a handkerchief or napkin. Then benefit being I could just stuff this in my pocket and when I get cold break it out and wear it. There are many challenges to this, the biggest being finding a material that folds that thin…and then if it is that thin if it could keep you warm…but let’s say we could overcome these challenges, would this be something you would buy or use?

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Douche Bags Get ALL the Ladies

The Man — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:10:27 +0000

Hey asshole, do you love your tats, affliction shirts, tilted cap, sweaty body’s and unusually dark tan? Then chances are you are a certified douche bag. It seems as though all of a sudden douche bag has become a regularly used and accepted term across the nation in the United States. There are New Jersey douche bags, famous Hollywood douche bags and even douche bags from the Dirty South. People give the term a negative connotation, but truth be told, they do get the attention of girls. Slutty ones, the best kind… right? So how do you become a douche bag? Well you have to have the personality, charisma, and all around style. AND you have to be a grade A obnoxious idiot.

Last week I saw a dude wear a douche bag shirt with fake suspenders and sunglasses at Culver City’s hip burger joint Father’s Office. I wanted to smack him upside the head. He was pulling girls left and right though. Yea, I know, I’m a jealous hater… Fuck you too. He had a couple cuties around his arm and other girls staring at his dumbass shirt. This fool actually put his keys on his right suspenders and girls were playing with it. If that’s not functional fashion I don’t know what is.

The shirt’s actually not that bad if you can pull it off. It’s lame but it brings attention to you. Girls like playing with it and flirting with you while you’re wearing it. I don’t know about the 50 buck price tag though, that seems kind of steep for an undershirt with some print on it and some cheap rings. Check out the sexy key holders below.

Are you from Canada, Asia, or Europe? I’m not 100% sure but i don’t think the term douche bag has been coined there yet. So for those of you who are reading this that are not from the U.S., below is picture diagram and definition of a douche bag.

FuncFash-ness: 5/10

Functional: 1/5 (you can hang your thumbs in the metal loops, but that’s about it)
Fashionable: 4/5 (a shirt with fake sunglasses and metal loops on it? Priceless!)

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Where to Buy

soliscompany: $51.00 (last updated: July 15, 2009)

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Unique and noticeable
Fake suspender rings to hold your keys and any other creative ideas you can think up
Tight fit to show off your muscles

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